Anyway... back to the game. I'm so fucking jacked right now and I don't even particularly follow baseball. Yet I have watched all the ALCS games thus far. Why you ask?? Because I absolutely despise the New York Yankees.
Mass... you may find this hard to believe but if you do believe it than you (and the other Bloggers) will know just how much I dislike like them. I would root for Kobe and the Lakers, Romo and Dallas, and even Phil and FIGJAM before I rooted for the Yanks.
Every time they show Nolan Ryan, I pray he exits the stands and whoops Joe Girardi's ass just like he did to stupid ass Robin Ventura. I wish Ron Washington would rip Jeter's nose off his face and use as a straw to snort his cocaine. I pray to God Roger Clemens appears and kicks Andy Petite in his steroid shrunken nuts. I can go on but I'm eating cookies right now and I'm getting chocolate on the keys. Time Out!!!
Ok... I'm back. End of the 6th and it's a commercial now. This gives me a chance to comment on Commissioner Fritz's earlier post. I personally don't think Tiger was avoiding her ass. I think he was thinking if she was one of the 1,ooo chicks he banged. Besides, if he wasn't looking on purpose Stewart Cink could certainly fill him in on what he missed, "I'm lookin, I'm lookin, I'm Lookin, might as well since Captain Pavin forgot to announce me as a team member."
Back to the game. Bottom of the seventh. Fat Face Berkman just tripled but thankfully jackass after him flied out. Ooooh.. the seventh inning stretch and 1 and a 2 and 3. Ashley Melnick is cute and God Bless America.
I'd like to take this commercial break to personally thank James Harrison for returning to the Steelers and gracing us with his ruthless, head hunting abilities. Did anyone really think (other than all the ESPN analysts) he was really going to quit? By the way... I almost quit my job yesterday when I found out I wasn't allowed to assault people and display a wanton disregard for human safety.
YES!!! Lead off double for Young in the 7th. Now pussy ass Girardi is walking Hamilton again for the 3rd time tonight. I don't believe this but how can a "All-Star team be afraid of one single player? I don't get it. Another run scored in the 7th... 6-1 and I love it!!! Here we go Rangers here we go!
I would now like to move on to the world of local high school sports. Some of you, if not all, probably heard that the Legend Phillip Shulite was Not approved to coach wrestling this year (he was later approved by the over ruling board president). Let me say that I am not one of Shultie's biggest fans but the man has coached longer than I have been alive and has been very successful coaching the SC wrestling program. Like him or not he has done well for our athletic community and has been a big part in thousands of his wrestlers' lives. With that being said I would like to say what a vindictive bitch Ms. Wilson must be. It amazes me that a grown adult and elected board member, can't look past whatever differences she has with Coach Shultie. She is very lucky that Captain Layfield wasn't at the meeting.
Shake those red pom poms!!! Lewis is mowing down the Bronx Bummers. 3 more Yankee outs and I can go to bed hap-hap-happy. Mariano Rivera could be Obamas's brother. I wish the fat kid waving the flag behind home plate would sit the hell down.
Gentlemen we are now 3 outs away from the Rangers earning a trip the WS. Come on Feliz... what the fuck??? Never mind, strike III, 1 down. 2 down! 100 mph gasssssss. Sit the fuck down A-Rod!!!!! GAME OVER... If you would like to play again... wait til next year Bitches!
GOOD NIGHT MY FRIENDS!
WOW!!!! Such hatred coming from a person that hasn't followed baseball since he was hitting tape measure homeruns as a little leaguer in the 80's. If not then it was atleast when his beloved Indians got rid of his boy Albert Belle.
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