Ben Roethlisburger is a dumb ass!!! Regardless of innocence or guilt, this guy really is stupid and puts himself in bad situations.
Lets see.... I am a 2 time Superbowl winner and a NFL star. Where should I go this week - South Beach? Na.... Las Vegas? Nope... What about LA??? To Hot!!!
Wait a minute... I heard Milledgeville, Georgia is the place to be. Posse up guys, we role in five.
This would be the equivalent of Ben flying to Delaware and hanging out at Park Place in Milford.
So our first bad decision is to go to Milledgeville and party with all the Georgia College & State University kids. (These aren't the Bulldogs or the Yellowjackets)
Then I go bar hopping and get blasted on some Kazbegi Hunter beer and JD.
Gotta piss and I take a chick with me to the bathroom. She thinks she is just going to help me find the way but I know better.
I've persuaded her to come into the bathroom with me and now it's time for me to thread the needle.
Chick ain't playing ball so I help her out a little by accidentally dropping my cock on her hand. S
Then I start groping her all over and she really digs it... I think... what do I care, I'm Big Ben and I've done this before (Allegedly).
What happens next I don't know. My off duty police officer buddies and my o-lineman are rushing me out of the coolest bar in the world.
As we peel out of there about 10 cop cars pass us heading towards the bar.
I don't know what the hell is going on. Then I look down and my dick is hanging out of my pants and I got a part of some chicks bra in my hand.
I think... Oh Shit, not again!!!
Where can I go next week? I here Bell Buckle, Tennessee is the shit!
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I agree Buck, this guy is either (1)Not the sharpest blade in the drawer or (2)So arrogant he thinks he is above every consequence. Either way, you really have to be troubled by this if you are the Steelers. He is such a strong leader on the field and such an (apparent) idiot of the field. What I don't understand is that the man has the #1 asset that women covet. It should be flowing his way all the time. Why does he have assault girls to get it. Head scrather for me.
ReplyDeleteI believe Big Ben about as much as i believe Kobe, and as much as i believe Elin didnt bend a golf club around Tigers head that night.
ReplyDeleteOn a related professional athlete story. I like how the Rangers have put a "Zero Tolerance" rule on their manager. THe man used Cocaine and he and the organization hide it from everyone for half a year. Watching Mike and MIke this morning everyone was praising the Rangers for not just giving up on him. What the fuck, the man failed a drug test and nothing happened. If he was the first baseman and took the wrong protein shake he would be out 50 games.
The best line was Washington said it was a one time mistake. I dont know alot of people who use cocaine but what i understand it is hard to find someone that has only used it once in their life. And he just happened to use it that one time in his life when he was randomly drug tested. I wish i was a professional athlete it would be awesome to get high and rape someone.
Once again just goes to show how people with God given talent can excel on the field but off the field they are a failure. Just goes to prove that 75% of all atheletes in the major sports arenas are not role models. But then again we as the public can't ignore the lack luster decisions they make and are entertained by such. Amazing with make less money but yet overall we live a better life and make better life decisions.
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