Thursday, February 25, 2010

CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?????????.........

I'm shocked with you!!

Have we resorted to a blog nation of insultors/insultors/insultars (whatever) in order to call each other out? 

I see the latest comments resulted in bringing "Keep It Rollin" out from the closet to post a comment!  Come'on "Keep It Rollin"!   We love your viewpoint of the world!  (Because it's about 3 foot lower than the rest of our viewpoints)   We want more from you!!!!!!!!      I guess I should just be glad to see that you finally found/remembered your password to log in!

Mass-Debator......I could care less how you want to spell your name of spluge!   Your a fine blogger.  Want you to move from a commentor to a blog poster.   You can do it!  You've got what it takes!   Your comment about a One True Word golf classic is a great idea!   Will explore the interest.   I just wish Frank the Tank can learn to hit a driver by then.....

Speakin of Frank the Tank.......I don't care that you don't drink.  You're a hell of a designated driver!   I know of a group who's extremely greatful for the ride home from Baltimore.  Even if I had to get to Georgetown by way of Laurel!      As for the driver.....keep on it.....or else aim further right.....

Da Booth........On behalf of bloggers everywhere I wish to apologize for the abuse doled out by "Anonymous" a week or two ago!    It was not me.....and by the way I don't sell a "product", it's not overpriced,  plus you got to have it........ Thanks for the business!!!!!!!!      Don't let the abuse get you down little buddy... you're a valued member.  I know you must not have much to blog about since the Eagles were eliminated.   But, there's got to be a Mike Vick storyline somewhere for you to explore!!!!!!!!   I mean there's got to be a pitbull somewhere just dying to die!      "Let's Go BEagles!"

Robert.......oh robert.....where for out thou robert?   not only haven't you blogged or commented in months, but I'm wondering if you've retired!   We haven't cleaned out your desk yet....in the hope that someday you'll be back in the office.....the only thing I can think of is there must be a client somewhere trying to reach you with questions from the settlement table............    Props, tho,  you are the mortgage orginator guru.

The Odds Man.....must have lost your ass during football season and had your computer repossessed cuz we have heard hide nor tail from you since your last posted picks.   That's right,   your hid playing online poker in some spec house while some poor sub is finishing off a piece of trim so you can settle.... Come back fuzzy...we need you..... Plus, can't a person place bets on the Olympic Curling competition?

Bottle-Service........name sounds gay, but hey you picked it!    You're a great commentor,  keep it up,  we luv ya man!    Your intelligent prose adds spice to my life, plus you agreed with me on my last blog so your on my preferred blogger list........

The Buck.......we had some success a few weeks ago bringing you out of hiding...the blog you posted reminded me of the old days...the days when you blogged regularly.....like a ho working the same street corner day in and day out!.....where are you?    With all the snow are you walking around you're garage gripping and re-gripping your clubs jsut waiting for the Spring thaw?    Come back little red rider!   We want your input, your wit, you dripping words of wisdom........ Ironically,   you went into hiding about the same time Tiger dissappeared from media and public view??????  Could it be that you are Tiger!
(I don't care how hot Elin is....If she's not makin it like a wild tree monkey in the bedroom, I might take my $60 Million and drown myself in ho's too)

The Advisor.....guess you know longer have any advice!  We could all use some right now.   Tell us oh sultan of the song,   what can we do until this snow dissapears?   Is there some kind of advice you could give Bradley to get him out of the house so he doesn't keep getting closer in body shape to his new kegerator!    Tell us what to do, where to go,   how to live with your words of wordly wisdom...... Are you still even in country?

Until the next..........

in the words of the immortal Bob Marley....."No WOMAN, No Cry"!!!!

FRitz

10 comments:

  1. I am just glad after 2 hours that you finally finished this. I am glad you took that long to enlighten us with words of wisdom even though you are a busy man who cancels his lunch appointments so Keep it Rollin can go pick up his fried chicken. I would be glad to drive you all to another Ravens game, how you will get home though I'm not sure. And finally the most important piece of advice that you have ever given me is this, when I fear I am about to get into a fight, its ok to text stadium security

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  2. I am glad that Keep it Rollin is back in the blogging business. We need some numbers on here to keep it interesting. I also enjoy the peeks into the mortgage world that we are getting...You guys could be the new "Office"

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  3. Agreed with getting along, but the whole thing started w/ the Fritz I mean anonymous post to DA Booth. (that was mean) I really don't care how "any1" spells anything. It was a comment that was made off the blog, and found it's way on the blog. No worries at all. Fritz, just keep using the rogaine it may work. I have decided to just shave it. F-it. As for my view of the world it is only about 2 or 3 inches lower than yours.

    What is there to talk about in sports now? I guess the most recent happenings in the olympics with an illegal lane change in the speed skating. The winter olympics have been slightly boring.

    In the infamous words of the Fritzinator...
    you know anything about real estate?

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  4. Oh Fritz you always cheer me up. I was not upset by your comments oh sorry i mean Anonymous. I think its funny that everyone thinks they are pissing someone off. Fritz your right do not sell a "product". You sell resonably priced security for my vehicle and home. I totally agree, i do need it and i will keep paying for it, you never know when those damn parking lot columns jump out and get you. As for the sports comments, i have to ask how a person who supports the Orioles and Dolphins can ever talk. But atleast you stick with one team and dont change playoff time. I cant wait to hear from you no matter what name you use.

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  5. Yea Mass-Debator....Keep it Rollin is the real world Dwight Shrute.....Frank the Tank is either Kevin or Andy

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  6. Fritz, what takes you watching the real world. Shouldn't you bbe watching re-runs of Gilligans Island and Hogans Heros at your age.

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  7. Hey, Frank.....be is spelled B E, not "bbe" as shown in your comment. Better watch it our Keep It Rollin will have you writing it 1,000 times until you get it right!

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  8. THE BLOG IS ALIVE AND KICKING!!!! I LOVE IT!!!

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  9. I have to admit that I do not know who Dight Shrute is

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  10. From the Office....It took me a second as well
    http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0009723/

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