Hey all you m------f----ing bloggers! After a short respite that couple of weeks, I'm back to blog the most up to date info of interest!!
Did you know........
Tiger Woods had an affair? With over 1,000 women and men!
If you haven't been on the planet Mars, you probably are delirious with this news by now. Want to get even more tired of the issue? Listen to what "Gutter to the Stars" attorney Gloria Allred has been preaching on every talk show......Her client is the pornstar Veronica who slashed it around with TIGGER. Now she's demanding an apology for her client. She claims it's time for men to stop getting away with "leading" women on and hurting their feelings! Claims Tiger led this porn vixen to believe she was "THE ONE" and that "Veronica" had know idea Tiger was married. (Funny, because other slut Jamie Grubbs also claims she didn't know El Tigre was married!)
Let's not be crazy here! We all know anytime an attorney gets involved it's not for the greater good of the planet. It's because Tiger was making $60 mil a year! Can anybody say the word "Payoff"?
Other news on the golf front:
How about that Dustin Johnson? Wow, what an outstanding personality! You know.....if I was into marketing.....I would be advising my pro golf client to grab the bull by the horns right now while Tiger is away. Too many of these young guys on the PGA Tour are like robots. They dress the same. Swing the same. Say the same things..... Celebrate the same..... etc.... it's like watching a bunch of robots! That's why someone like Tiger, Sergio, J. Daly, stand out. Love'em ot hate'em, they are able to make a hell of a lot more money off the golf course than on because of a marketable personality. I mean John Daly hasn't won a golf tourney in about 5 years, has money going out to about 5 ex wives, has probably gambled and drank more $ than you'll ever make and yet makes enough off TV shows, endorsements, etc... to still travel around in a 2 Million $ bus. Please somebody say something controversial!
ABout the most exciting thing on Tour this year was the 2nd place finish from David Duval at Pebble. I was pulling for the guy. He could be a big boost to the Tour if he can continue his comeback from the depths of pro golf hell. Crazy that a guy who was ranked #1 at one time could actually fall off the face of the golf earth. You realize through his example that the line between making it an not on the PGA Tour is thin. It wasn't like he went to shooting 85. But shooting 72 on Tour isn't going to make it! Imagine how good these guys are! Shoot par for the first two rounds and you won't make a cut all year (Except the US Open).!!!!!
Keep it up Double D.
Have you watched any of the Seniors events this year? With the influx of the likes of Fred Couples, Tommy Armour III, Corey Pavin, and Paul Azinger, there have been some exciting events/rounds to watch. Glad to see Freddy win in only his 2nd start on the tour. I hope he does well. Freddy is a guy most of us can pull for.
With this said, maybe by May we can all be back out playing some golf? It's raining out today. The snow is melting and flood waters are rising. Even if the damn snow all melted today, it would still be two weeks before the course would be dry enough to play on..........................
There's always bowling or a dart league somewhere!
Fritz
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Since your not allowed to disagree on here, I agree 100% with you Fritz.
ReplyDeletei agree, but not with anything DA BOOTH has to say
ReplyDeleteSince DA Booth and DA Douche agreed, I'll disagree. Golf won't be the same until they get their golden boy Tiger Woods back. I don't think these guys care about how their personalities are or whether or not their in the spotlight because they all know that their boss Tiger Woods will be back soon and will have all the focus on him. Theres nothing controversial to talk about in golf unless one of them says something about Tigers Transgressions. But they don't want to get him mad and have him come back and shut them up.
ReplyDeleteThats just what I think but I would love to see some controversy. Every other sport has it. Somebody does need to step up... I think someone like our very own, THE BUCK! He seems to be a big hit on here and has wonderful knowledge of Tiger Woods and the world of golf.
I will only watch a Seniors event if Pete Oakley is playing or even Chi Chi Rodriguez.
I am mixed about golf....When it is a good event with many top names, I watch. Regardless of Tiger. My situation is different because I am a Phil supporter so with that I hate Tiger. So he doesn't have to be in the field to make me watch. But I will still admit, that a Phil win is more impressive with Tiger in the field, so in that regard I hope for Tiger back.
ReplyDeleteSenior golf sucks...I only watch the majors there.(Sorry if I offended you Fritz, I know that's your age bracket!)
As for golf around here, I am itching to play..How about "The One True Word 1st Annual Golf Invitational" sometime this summer? Could be a classy event filled with massive drives by "The Buck" followed by 7 PW shots by "Frank the Tank". Sounds like loads of fun to me.
C'mon mass-debator, or is it mass-debater, either way, we all know that Frank the Tank will not be using a pitching wedge, but a sand wedge is more correct.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I heard that I have offended someone by the spelling of my name....Someone who doesn't post on the blog but apparently reads it like the dictionary. Frank, what do we call those type of people...I remember....TROLLS! Here's to hoping that the troll will finally sack up and contribute to the blog....
ReplyDeleteP.S. My mistake about the SW, I should have known better.
I wouldn't call him a troll, he is not that tall. In fact, during the last snow storm we didn't see him for a week because he was buried in a snow drift. Plus, if there is ever a word that he would know how to spell, well mass-debater goes right at the top of his list because he is a pro. I would like to see him post a comment on here, but he is probably out looking for his password somewhere
ReplyDeleteI think debator is spelled incorrectly (dabater). Then again, rollin is spelled wrong also. My reference was more to a teacher that had spelled it wrong. And I said it to Frank the Tank when I asked, who was the Mass-debator. Speaking of which I hear that is what happens when you get married (a lot of massdebating). I hope you are doing better than that w today's youth, but it is hard to be the mother, father, role model, and teacher. So props there.
ReplyDeleteAs for Frank the Tank, how can you even call yourself that? I heard you don't even drink. What an insult to a great character. Enough said there.
Now for the short jokes... Come up w something new and better. You know how many times I have heard that joke about the snow drift? Every time it snows. I can tell you I am the first one to laugh at someone else's "short-comings." Trust me I will laugh at something funny, so bring that sh#*!!
True Frank does not drink as my name was originally to confuse the leader of the tribe, little did I know that he can who everybody was. And yes I don't drink and probably never will again after driving the drunks home from the Ravens game. I know it must suck being what, 2 feet tall and that you are sensitive to short jokes. But hang in there, I see that there are some shows on TV today where little people are featured in this big world so maybe you will get your break then. Also before you leave the office today, make sure you put back the phone books you are sitting on because you forgot yesterday and I got yelled at because someone was looking for them up front.
ReplyDeleteDont mistake boredom for sensitivity, and also don't mistake kindness for weakness young grasshopper!
ReplyDeleteLets not argue! Everyone spells things wrong sometimes. I mean Anonymous has been spelled wrong for weeks and nobody seems to correct that. Its correct spelling is FRITZ.
ReplyDeleteDA BOOTH......Once and for all....I am not the anonymous who spanked you like a misbehaving child!!!!! So get with it boyz
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