Friday, January 29, 2010

You Want Me??? You Got Me!!!

Sorry for the recent absence! It's good to know my contributions are appreciated and you all yearn for my commentary. Contrary to Fritz's belief, I have been DAMN BUSY!!! I've spent the last month in search of the elusive Tiger Woods. I am proud to say that I found him at the Coral Bay Cafe and Bar with Heidi Vanderhook!!! Who would of thought???

Anyway.... Here is what I'm BUCKING ON.....................

- Everyone try this when they go into work on Monday. Bring several loaded handguns to work and show them off to your coworkers. Make some threatening gestures and then play it off as if you were joking. Don't be scared it will work out in your favor. 1) You will be arrested and at most get a year in prison but probably just probation due to Delaware's liberal laws. 2) You will be suspended from your job, NOT FIRED, and not get paid for the year. 3) After the year suspension is over you will be allowed to work again at the same job, same position, and same pay. 4) However, if your employer, who can't fire you, wants to get rid of you they will have to buy you out for millions of dollars.

- I can't recall ever watching a NFL Pro Bowl game from start to finish regardless of when it was played. Maybe the league should make it more incentive based so making the Pro Bowl is a true honor and play the game for some purpose like MLB does. Like every player on the winning Pro Bowl team is not allowed to be Franchise Tagged. Give them a reason to play and play hard!!!

- There should be a law stating a individual cannot benefit from "a scandal" if they were a willing participant during the scandal. I just got done watching a show on John Edwards. His right hand man during his Senate years and Presidency campaign has written a book and is doing media shows. He is telling all and dishing out all the inside dirt on Edwards. This guy stood by for years knowing all Edwards was doing and even helped him do it. He said nothing, did nothing, and now he is standing on his soap box preaching about how bad John Edwards was. Obviously it wasn't that bad when he was using Edwards to further his own agenda an career???

Til next time,

Who Dat???
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4 comments:

  1. Bottle ServiceJanuary 30, 2010 at 12:49 PM

    So, The Buck, when should we all expect Byron Bell to come out with a graphic tell-all book about your boy Tiger??

    As for the Pro Bowl, they are going to have to think of something because when it's all said and done, $$$ is the only thing that matters in this case. Think of it on the players behalf, they've all spent the past 6 to 7 months getting beat up and the only game they would want to play in at this time of the year anyways is the Super Bowl. And the games in Miami, so I'm sure the players are more excited about the night life then anything else. Who wouldn't be?

    I think FRITZ's idea of having an All-Star challenge is a good one. I'd rather watch a punt off between the Williams Brothers or a 40 yd. race between Tom Brady and any O-lineman in the league then watching 3 1/2 hours of men playing a game of flag football.

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  2. The CommishJanuary 30, 2010 at 6:48 PM

    we are complete! The Buck is back!!!

    i wonder if he's sitting looking out on the snow dreamin of par 5s?

    I am. Actually, I'm dreaming of The Buck on a Par 5

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  3. DA BoothJanuary 31, 2010 at 12:35 PM

    YAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! The Buck is back. Welcome to Bottle Service. Mass Debator i dont know who this is so until further notice i am just assuming it is Fritz under another name.

    The Pro Bowl sucks. Thats really all i have.

    I think another challenge they should do is let all the D Lineman hit the QB's in the pocket. Since they arent allowed to touch them in a regular game they should get free shots this week.

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  4. The CommishJanuary 31, 2010 at 1:35 PM

    I AM NOT MASS-DEBATOR!

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