Sporting events are great to watch if you follow these 3 simple rules.

1. Only watch the game/match from the time it starts to the time it ends. Then turn the channel to The Food Network. It's not the event that sucks, it's the coverage before, during, and after that annoys us.
2. Turn the sound off (very important)!!! I watch sporting events that I am interested in, have played or still play, and I know what is going on. I don't need John Gruden telling me that the Qb didn't get the pass off because he got sacked. Most of us watching know what the hell is up and don't need our sporting hands held thru the game. Christ!!! In last nights bowl game it took my wife 2 seconds to see that Central Michigan was going for the 2 pt conversion and she doesn't watch a whole lot of football.
3. Realize that all sports media people and commentators are always right and your opinion in the matter is DEAD WRONG!!!

Good to see that my Chiefs hired Charlie "Irish" Weis to be their new OC. Ex-Patriots OC hooking up with a Ex-Patriots QB should be a positive for KC. Weis did very well at ND calling the O and now he won't have to worry about that other thing.... DEFENSE!!!

Yes, it took Andre Dawson 20 years to build up his numbers but does he belong with in the HOF with the likes of Ruth, Wagner, Aaron , and Seaver??? I don't know, Maybe, but it took all those guys over 20 years (Ruth 21, Seaver 20, Wagner 20, Aaron 23) to build up their numbers!!! He is one of only 3 players in history to have 400+ HR and 300+ SB in a career. One MVP and and 2 runner ups plus 8 gold gloves. Very similar career stats to 1st bid HOF Cal Ripken who got a lot of his props from his 2,131.

Who is Tiger Woods???

Now finally I have to do something that may outrage most of you. I am going to have to defend Gilbert Arenas and his gun toting actions.

1. Don't you know and understand that carrying a cache of handguns is a African American cultural thing. You don't understand because you are not black. Shit... Since the evolution of "Blackkind," all African Americans have been running around with gold plated Dessert Eagles, Glocks, and Tech 9s. I don't see what all the fuss is about. During the "slave days" African Americans would secure their 9mm and Uzis in their wood shed lockers while they were working. They didn't get suspended nor were they ever involved in any federal investigation. Just try to be more understanding of other cultures, PLEASE!!!

2. Gilbert said he only brought the guns to the locker room so he could play a joke on a teammate and I believe him. Finally, someone who gets true comedy. When I was playing sports I often thought it would be fucking hilarious if a teammate of mine brought several handguns into the locker room, pointed a load gun(s) at me, and said, April Fools Mother Fucker!!! I would of laughed my ass off and thought that that was some funny shit. Well now that Gilbert is suspended, and possibly out of a job, he can take his show on the road. I know the crowds at the Improv would love it if he blasted some 00 buckshot over their heads. Stay funny Gilbert!!!

3. Why can't you deal with the fact that Gilbert, and other rich athletes, carry firearms for protection. I mean come on, he lives in a million dollar home in a high society area. How much worse could it be for Gilbert? Always worried if you are going to get jacked by the doctor who lives next door to you or the CEO who lives across the street. It's not like he gets to live in the secure, lavish confines of South Central LA, then I could understand not needing any guns. Look at Lebron James. He said he doesn't carry a gun or even own a gun. He doesn't use body guards either and says he doesn't need guns or guards becasue he doesn't put himself in bad positions. Lebron obviously needs to get a life and take another look at his cultural ancestory. If you get a chance you can stop by and see him at his summer home in LA. He lives right next to Kobe Bryant at 1234 Ballhog Drive in Bighead City, CA. Maybe he will prank you when you show up, like blowing up you car with a rocket launcher???

One thing is for sure though, I bet Tiger Woods would trade places with Gilbert in a heartbeat!

Til next time,

Stick em up!!!