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Did you hear the news!!!! Mark McGwire took steroids!!!!!!!!!

The sports world was rocked to it's knees Monday, January 11, 2010 when Mark McGwire came out and announced that he had misled the ticket buying public and had taken steroids for over a 10 year period!

It was also as shocking to hear the confirmation that in the year 1998 when McGwire hit 70 homers he was on illegal 'roids then. THANK GOD SAMMY SOSA WASN'T ON THEM THAT YEAR AS WELL or we would be led to believe that it would not be humanly possible to hit over 70 homers in a 162 game schedule against major league pitching!!!!!!!!!!!! All little leaguers, and beer keg softball league over-the-hill players were falsely made to believe that if you ate your veggies, worked out, and could somehow "quicken" your bat, you too could become a home run hitting god. Singles??? Doubles???? Take a walk???? who wants to do that when you can swing for the fences and have a "legitimate" shot at immortality.

I'm sure McGwire was the exception, not the norm.......lol..... I mean 99% of all pro athletes are clean from artifical enhancements. (yea, right)  Don't get me wrong.....I'm not condemning those who need "artificial enhancement" in the bedroom................

I guess it's the money, the 15 minutes of fame our society craves, the need for people to be seen (just check your own facebook page). Whatever the reason, some of the most talented athletes of our day will never know what they could really do. We will never know if 70 HRs is REALLY possible. We watch the games for enjoyment, but in the back of our minds we suspect that there really is a reason behind closed doors for faster 40 yd times,......... 70 HRs,...... 350lb linemen who can run like the fullbacks and tight ends of yesteryear,........ swimmers who can train for 8 hours a day and still have enough energy at night to smoke a bowl of mary jane,.......golfers who can look like body builders, hit it 300, and still bag a ton of "HOs" from Denny's, porn movies, and reality shows,...............................

Thankfully, you yet haven't found the need to take steroids in your profession. Then again, maybe if you did you would sell more mortgages than anyone else in america without having to sleep and even "fund" your own loans,.....................be able to teach a classroom of not 30 kids, but save the taxpayers $ and teach a classroom of 100 kids and still goof off on your planning time.............process more loans than the computer could keep up with and eventually have to get an assistant processor to the processor in order to keep up with your processing..........................be able to help the State of DE out with expenses by not having to hire so many police because you're able to patrol the whole county on your own, write 10 tickets at a time while stopping cars coming from different directions, all while working your new 7 day 24 hour on then 1 day off shift............................

Maybe I could have more energy too to write this stupid blog and get my work done so I can eat as well........................................

read the label and never let the guy in next locker inject you!