Saturday, December 19, 2009

MY CHRISTMAS LIST

I've read some of your Christmas lists and I'm impressed! However, as YOUR "Advisor" I must now publish my list:

  1. Everyday to be 70 with no wind and sunny. Plus, darkness doesn't fall till after 8pm. (Don't care about humidity cuz I don't sweat.)
  2. for women to stop staring at me.
  3. Can the NFL season get a little more interesting!
  4. A freshly wrapped Macanudo.
  5. Bradley Layfield to finally get an outfit instyle for 2010
  6. for Bradley Layfield to set up to hit a draw and actually hit one
  7. a Saints/Colts SuperBowl with both teams undefeated
  8. Delmarva Power to blow up!!
  9. Tiger Woods to have his own reality show (of course, it would have to be on the Playboy Channel)
  10. Georgetown WalMart to institute minimum IQ shopping from 6-8pm each nite

8 comments:

  1. Wish list

    1. For people to only use one name when writing on a blog.

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  2. Anonymous II

    What well played? complaining about a posting by a valued contributor?

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  3. Hey Anonymous I n II....how about some names?

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  4. My wish...Bradley's new GF makes a tremendous scene at the Christmas Party tonight...

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  5. When did Bradley get a Girlfriend? What's the dirt?

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  6. What's Bradley going to tell his boyfriend?

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  7. Word is she will make an appearance tonight at DL's...The rumor is enough for me to attend...

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