- Boise St and TCU bowl game end in a tie.
- Change the "Ground can't cause a fumble" rule. Hold on to the ball. If it comes loose, it's a fumble.
- Ban the stupid ass looking facemasks like Peyton Manning wears.
- Change pro football's "Break The Plane" rule. (Why is it you can score a touchdown by just breaking the "plane" with the ball, but if you field a kick in the endzone you need to physically break it with your body, not the ball, to be considered out of the endzone?)
- Orioles sign some help for the bullpen.
- Rid the NFL of the synthetic turf fields. Bring back natural grass.
- Get rid of Major League Baseball's late summer trade dealine. Go to the playoffs with the team you've had all summer, not be able to get a new player for the last 2 months of the season.
- Develop some kind of playoff system so I no longer have to hear schools like Boise State cry. (Again, they played 1 real game this year vs. Oregon. Rest of the schedule had such "powerhouses" like Miami of Ohio, Fresno St., Bowling Green, California-Davis, Tulsa, Hawaii, San Jose St., Louisiana Tech, Idaho, Utah St., Nevada, New Mexico St.)
- Notre Dame to get some big defense recruits.
- Notre Dame to win more than 6 games next year.
- Shorten the NBA, NHL, and MLB seasons.
- Allow LPGA players to wear bikinis while playing.
- Have cheerleaders on the PGA Tour.
- Ban Serena Williams everywhere!
- For the Oil Companies to make more money. They must need it!
- All Delaware elected officials to take a year leave without pay instead of cutting all employees' pay. (Aren't people who run for political office supposed to be doing it because they want to "make a difference" not for the power and the money?)
- Yankees...please bring up a prospect as a starter so we know you still have minor league teams.
- Golf Channel, please develope a different concept. "The Big Break" has run it's course.
- Someone develop a pizza, cheesesteak, and honey bun with 0 calories.
- please, someone bring me a dozen chicken wings....
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Tuesday, December 15, 2009
MY CHRISTMAS LIST
With the Christmas season upon us here is my wish list. Feel free to add on in the "Comments" area.
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The Buck says......
ReplyDelete1) For the NFL to get rid of the panzy ass, can't hit the QB below the waist, while the QB still hasn't thrown the ball and a 6'5" 275lb DE is running towards him at 4.5 speed while being pushed towards the QB by a 6'7" 330lb OT, RULE!!!
2) Gas stations please keep the price for a gallon of gas the same for just 24 hours!!!
3) Tax the media for everyday they mention Tiger Woods, Bret Favre, and/or Notre Dame.
4) For the US Supreme Court to worry about bigger things then the NFL's appeal of Pat and Kevin Williams' anti-doping violation victory.
5) The Colts and Saints to both go undefeated and play in the Superbowl.
6) Maryland drivers... stop driving 45 mph in the left hand lane.
7) Penalties for developments with speed bumps every 25 feet.
8) For Sussex Pines CC to go bankrupt in 2010.
9) Male golfers over 65 and all women golfers can only play golf between the hours of 9pm and 7am.
10) Walmart to implement a dress code for customers.
11) A code I can type into my phone, when telemarketers call, which causes there phone to explode in their faces.
12) 70 degrees with low humidity and sun 6 days a week.
13) The police given powers to execute 100 habitual criminal offenders a year within their jurisdiction.
14) The KC Chiefs to be relevant again.
15) What kind of chicken wing to you want???
Keeping with the theme...
ReplyDelete1. An end to the BCS and a beginning to a playoff system
2. A Favre vs Packers matchup in the Playoffs with Rodgers throwing 4 TD's and Favre throwing 4 picks
3. For The Advisor to come out of the closet
4. For Keep it Rollin to grow a foot so he rids himself of the bowling ball shape
5. The right to spin people out when they pull out in front of you when there is nobody behind you as far as the eye can see
6. To get a job where I sit on a couch a play Madden all day
7. For Tiger to get Barry Bonds treatment from the gallery on the golf course
8. For the C'mon man segment on Monday Night Countdown to continue with all sports every week of the year
9. For games in all sports to start at 7:00 sharp so I don't have to stay up all night to watch the conclusion of a game
10. For the Odds Man to make some decent picks
11. A winning season for the Orioles
12. For Notre Dame to cut the grass on its football field
13. For Scott Boras to retire and stop representing every MLB free agent
14. For owners in all sports to stop giving out ridiculous contracts
15. For the NFL not to do anything stupod like ridding themselves of the salary cap
16. For the Yankees and Red Sux to go Bankrupt
Santa never brings me what i want but ill make a list anyway.
ReplyDelete1. Play 18 holes of golf with John Daly. He must be drinking though.
2. Jesper Parnevik to win Tigers Tournament.
3. Notre Dame to win their bowl game. What they turned it down.
4. Lebron James to lineup at WR and have Ed Reed or Ray Lewis destroy him across the middle.
5. To be able to play in a Delaware State Championship you have to be a legal state resident.
6. Only the hot LPGA players play in Bikinis.
7. Peter Angelos to sell the Orioles. Or realize he is worth a billion dollars and the Orioles are worth 250 million and that he is allowed to spend that on the team.
8. To watch Bradley Layfield in a MMA fight.
9. For the NFL to NOT add more games to the regular season.
10. T.O. to lose his NFL record of most catches in a game. (that gift came early).
11. For Nationwide to stop sending out the Men of Nationwide/American Mortage calendar to all policy holders.
12. For Tiger Woods to get in front of a Camera and tell everyone what he did. Then tell everyone to go fuck themselves cause he has more money in his pocket then almost all people reporting on him make in a lifetime.
13. To find out in John Clayton is a real person. He looks like a statue of Mr. Burns from the Simpsons.
14. To get Bradley Layfield on Jeopardy to see if he really is the smartest person in the world.
15. My grandmother to do the news. I love old who tell you exactly what they think about someone.
16. For Joe Buck to not stare at Troy Aikmen for more thatn 30 seconds.
Have A Day!!!