Tiger's Saga Continues.....

"The Buck" writes an interesting blog yesterday.   Yes, I agree Tiger and his camp are making more of a mess than this than it needed to be.    The longer they take, the more we all suspect the worst and will only half believe what we are finally told.      I'm always amazed at this with celebrities..  I mean, if they were truly doing nothing wrong then come out immediately and tell the truth to all media who cares to interview or record.  Hell, in Tiger's case he's so rich that he could afford to buy airtime on national television to tell his story.      Obviously,  you need days to gather stories and make sure everyone is practicing telling the same lies.    In this case, maybe to get Elin to calm down and realize it's in her best interest $$$$$$$$ to come to grips and be on the same page...

I agree with most of The Bucks points, but here's what I believe has happened.....

1. Elin made mad animal monkey (or tiger) love to Tiger before they were married in order to "capture" her man.   As a so-called "Super Model" (although I don't recall seeing her before she and Tiger became an item) she loves celebrity status and money.  Tiger brought both.
2. Once they were married, Elin shows less interest in the physical.  And I don't mean the physical 25,000 sq ft house in Isleworth or the cash.
3. After the child was born Elin basically has lost all sexual interest.
4. Tiger, being a man with physical needs overtaking common sense, finds himself attracting Rachel. Amazingly, another model.  (Common Tiger, do you really think if you were "Joe Six-Pack" with a 15 Handicap playing at The Rookery Rachel Uchitel would have anything to do with you? I've always said if I had a choice between "Good Looks", Being "Well-Endowed", or sloppy "Rich", I would take RICH to attract women any day of the week.)
5. Pissed that he's getting his rocks off, Elin starts fighting with Tiger. (At no time does it cross her mind to just walk in with a string thong bikini on showing off her "Spuer Model" figure and plant one on Tiger's lips then softly whisper in his ear that he's the most awesome athlete in the world and she'll be his "club cover" for the night.  I guarantee if she had Tiger would have forgotten all about "Rachel Who?")
6. Elin using the female species against Tiger starts physically abusing hime. Starts slapping him and I believe may have picked up a golf club along the way in her abuse. (I mean, how convenient for her to just have a golf club in her hand during the accident.)
7. Like The Buck says, Tiger had enough and decides to leave. It's either that or he risks losing his cool and possibly shoving her back. If he does, kiss the prenup goodbye....
8. Elin, determined that her madn wasn't going to just leave without her permission follows him down the driveway swinging the shit out of the 4 iron. Which distracts Tigger and he hits the hydrant.
9. Shocked at the impact Mr. Woods hits the gas and rams the tree.
10. Elin is in the driveway still with her trusty 4 iron, which she has previously "grooved" off Tiger's lip.
11. Totally dazed, Tiger gets out of the Caddy and hits the pavement.  Quickly, to save face he and Elin make up the story of her breaking the back glass with her miracle appearing golf club.   (I'm curious as to how long it would take me to bust the back glass with a club let alone Elin at 112 lbs?  isn't that glass supposedly impact resistant? Plus, I think the shaft would bend before you could break the glass.)
12. Tiger has yet to talk to the police and media because he's embarrassed to even be in this situation. He's ashamed and wondering what in the hell has happened to his life.   He's worked hard to be the iron clad intimidating opponent with no weaknesses.  He's worked on being a role model.  Now, it's all blown up in his face.

Part of me feels for Tiger and Elin.   Part of me envys them.   They are two attractive people......Tiger has a beautiful wife and a lovely child......they are rich beyond belief and could never spend all their money if they tried....... their daughter will be set finacially......they live in Florida at a beautiful community....etc..... but none of this means a thing if you don't get along and be thankful for what you have instead of wanting something you don't.   And I mean both of them!  Tiger,  give Elin the biggest hug in the world and tell her how sorry you are and tell her the reason why you strayed.  BE HONEST!  Look at your little child and realize that it's time to pull it together for her sake..... Elin,  stop acting like a spoiled rich wife. Get back to acting like you did when you first put Tigger in your sights.. Don't forget to be a great wife, but also sometimes it good to act like a girlfriend...  Show Tiger you appreciate living in a 15 million dollar house and that you and your child will never "won't" for anything.

Some of the armor has come off......Nicklaus is still safe for now..........