Ten Things I am Really SAD About!!!

1) Sad to hear that Bill Gates, Warren Buffet, the Waltons, and the rest of the Forbes 400's total worth dropped from $1.57 trillion to $1.27 trillion. What a shame!

2) Sad to see that Brett Favre lifted the hopes of the Viking fans with his miracle last second TD pass. Wait until he throws 14 interceptions in his last 3 games and his first playoff game. The Farvelous Brett Favre!!

3) Sad to presume that Eric Mangini is on the hot seat in Cleveland. If he had only inherited Bill Belichick's personality and player friendly attitude.

4) Sad to think President Obama wants our kids to go to school longer. They aren't learning crap now, what makes him think another month of school will help??

5) Sad to live in Iran. By the time their bottle rocket does 13 circles in the air we will have 1000 nukes up their ass. Unless of course President Obama traded them in for 12 month school books?

6) Sad to watch the new Jay Leno Show. It really, really, really does SUCK!!!

7) Sad to know the major league baseball season is almost over. Finally, the team with the highest payroll may win the Series.

8) Sad to be the Washington Redskins who couldn't beat the 0-500 Detroit Lions.

9) Sad for the assistant coaches of the Oakland Raiders and the University New Mexico Lobos. Now that's the definition of a Hostile Work Environment.

10) Sadly Timmy Tebow discovered he is human and that hopefully Coach Meyer learned to pull his star player when he has a huge lead. Oh wait... can't boost Heisman numbers when Timmy is on the bench!

Til next time,

Learn to laugh at yourself, because everyone one else is!!!!